Please look elsewhere for eternal youth and immortality !!: Grant all allies 50% Damage Resistance against Noble Phantasm. Grant all allies (except self) "Increase own Attack by 100% (1 turn) and Critical Rate by 100% (1 turn) when attacked. [Permanent, Unremovable]
If Yu Mei-ren is on the field at the start of the battle:
Gyaa! Yu-sama has come to arrest me!!: Remove the NP Damage Resistance effect from all allies.